We don't torture people here in Amurrriccca. We slap, simulate drowing, waterboard, sleep deprive, use sensory deprivation, force prisoners to endure freezing temperatures. But we don't torture.
According to our beloved leader (the Shrub), we just interrogate, and we get some pretty darned good information too.
Thank god the government is there to keep us safe. I am so happy they are willing to act like a third world dictatorship if need be, just to make sure the bad guys don't get me. I sleep so much better knowing there is no depth this administration will not sink to in order to "protect the people".
Whatever happened to decency? Whatever happened to the idea that the ends DO NOT JUSTIFY the means??